GOLFING - Beverly is 90 years old. She's played golf every day since her Retirement 25 years
ago. One day she arrives home looking sad.  "That's it," she tells
her husband, Gus, "I'm giving up golf. My Eyesight has become so bad
that once I hit the ball I can't see where it went."  Her husband
makes her a cup of tea, and says, "Why don't you Take me with you and
give it one more try."  "That's no good" sighs Beverly, "you're a
hundred and three. You can't help."  "I may be a hundred and
three", says Gus, "but my eyesight is perfect."  So the next day
Beverly heads off to the golf course with her Gus. She tees up, takes a
mighty swing and squints down the fairway. She turns to the
husband and says, "Did you see the ball?"  "Of course I did!"
replied Gus, "I have perfect eyesight".  "Where did it go?" says
Beverly.  "I don't remember" replied Gus!